From Yahoo News
“THE STINK IN FARTS CONTROL BLOOD PRESSURE
A smelly rotten-egg gas in farts controls blood pressure in mice, a new study finds.”
Um, okay. Good news on the science front.
But could the writer instead have used the word…I don’t know flatulence, instead of farts?
That article would be analogous to reporting such as…
TITTY JOBS CAN LEAD TO CANCER
BACTERIA IN SHIT GOOD FOR SOIL
Okay, that’s 2 off the top of my head. If you have some good ideas, leave them in the comments section below.
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October 25, 2008 at 1:59 am
Connecticut Allows Queers to Get Hitched
Idaho Man Found Guilty of Bangin’ Horses
Californians Vote Against Proposition to Get Rid of Smelly Mexicans and Other Untouchables
Pfizer Markets New Pill to Help Men with Limp Dicks
Kid Fucker Registry Reaches 1 Million
These kinda write themselves. If only real newspapers used this sort of “straight talk,” perhaps I would read them more.
October 25, 2008 at 12:44 pm
My favorites:
Californians Vote Against Proposition to Get Rid of Smelly Mexicans and Other Untouchables
Pfizer Markets New Pill to Help Men with Limp Dicks
Kid Fucker Registry Reaches 1 Million